Sarah vs Arnie!

I took this photograph of Sarah after a night of debauchery she shared with Tiger and a moose named Fred. After the night was over, she shot the moose and made a pie. Tiger left and immediately drove his SUV into a tree and a fire hydrant. No word on whether the two incidents were connected, and Sarah’s keeping her mouth shut, a first for her.

Seems her and Arnie, the current governor of California, and world renown destroyer of crooks, alien invaders, politicians, airplanes, automobiles, trains, boats, vegetation and soon to be broke state, are clashing over global warming. She says that even though she was all for cap and trade regs on CO2 sequestering, she’s also against it. Arnie says he’s all for cap and trade regs, but wants to convert CO2 into something useful, like jalapeno cheese or maybe protein shakes.

Might I suggest a compromise consisting of a full on battle between the two. Each would be given a set of Ginsu knives free of charge, however they would have to pay shipping and handling charges. Included would be a vegamatic if they started the battle in 30 days or less. Rules of the battle would be drawn up by an international body of internet bloggers, with AKMuckraker as head rules decider. Frigginloon, Bearman, Suzi Spice and Donald Mills would comprise the rest of the team. Three other spots would be filled via lottery.

The basic setting would take place in a designated, out-of-the-way location. Preferably somewhere no humans, animals or vegetation reside. The battle would be to the death, or until the public loses interest, whichever comes first. The winner gets free tickets to the next Yanni concert and a years supply of McCain for President memorabilia, black magic marker not included.

Personally, I can’t wait for the reruns.

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