Home made poetry corner, or if it rhymes, it's probably Friday.

Any body got any good poems they wrote and want the world to laugh at? Hey, put em here. I can guarantee you that you’ll get some interesting responses to them. Write anything you want: romance, humor, horror, science fiction, political, whatever. They don’t have to rhyme and they don’t even have to make sense. Just write something: make them brain cells work!!!

Let me give you an example of one of mine:
She looked at me,
As I got out of bed,
And said,
“Where are you going?”

I looked back at her,
As I slowly walked away,
And said,
“To get a drink of water.”

She looked at me,
With a grin on her face,
And said,
“Leave your dick behind.”

I looked back at her,
Slowly turned around,
And said,
“Damn, that’s gonna hurt.”