JAMMER5'S POLYRANT

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Energizing today’s youth.

Remember tho old coke commercials? “I like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony?” Don’t you wish we could do that now? Well Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are holding a rally in Washington on Saturday, Oct. 30. It’s being called “joke rally” by many pundits, but I wonder if it will play out as such. I seriously hope it doesn’t. The Democrats are completely wigged out on it because they are saying it will detract from the “get out the youth” vote. I guess they aren’t familiar with mass transportation getting them back to their states so they can vote three days later.

Glen Beck, as usual, went on a rampage about it, saying Stewart and Colbert are trying to energize the youth of this nation and turn them into Liberals and Progressives. I for one hope to hell they do, because the old guard, the GOP, or Grandstanding Old Pricks, sure wont do anything if they get back in power. And the current crop of Democrats are so fucking scared of losing their jobs, they’ll say and do anything to please their voters. And this president is about as useless as tits on a chicken. He made so many great impassioned speeches about changing the way Washington works, and what he was going to do, we all were taken in. Since then, he has turned into a timid mouse, who hasn’t a clue what to do anymore. I should feel sorry for the guy, but he wanted the job, got it, and has, in my opinion, failed the nation. He’s still better than Bush, but not by much.

What I like about both Stewart and Colbert is they both are not afraid to point out the hypocrisy of both sides: Fox, and it’s continuing cherry-picking of comments by Democrats; Keith Olbermann and his “worst person ever” awards, along with Chris Mathews and his interrupting anybody he disagrees with. While both lean towards the left, their both a credit to the political system, and offer way more truths than you’ll get on either FOX or MSNBC. As such, I can see where both parties, as well as the Tea Party, are scared of the rally. Heaven help them if the youth rebels and starts voting in people who can actually think, as well as act, for themselves. People who look at the lizards sent in by business as what they really are: sycophants with money as their root belief. People who will look at both the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and realize they are there to ensure this country is run By the people and for the people, and not for some business that fronts them mega-bucks to swing votes their way.

I doubt we can’t teach the world to sing, in harmony or not, but we can support the efforts of those who want the youth of today to take over the failed leadership of this last generation, and bring respectability back to what once was a proud nation, not the one we have now, divided by hate and fear.

September 22, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

24 Comments »

  1. Solve erectile dysfunction with a Snuggie. Order now.

    Comment by bearman | September 22, 2010 | Reply

    • WTF?????

      Comment by jammer5 | September 22, 2010 | Reply

      • I think Bearman has been dipping into the sauce again…

        Comment by bschooled | September 23, 2010

      • Pretty heavy sauce, I’m thinkin’ :-)

        Comment by jammer5 | September 23, 2010

    • Bearman is right, no one in there right mind would have sex with a man in his Snuggie. Therefore his problem is solved :)

      Comment by frigginloon | September 23, 2010 | Reply

  2. You’ve got to love these guys. Great senses of humor. I have a massive crush on Colbert. I keep sending him my underwear, but it always comes back to me as “undeliverable” because the post office deems it “hazardous” material.

    Comment by Vodka and Ground Beef | September 22, 2010 | Reply

    • Bastids! They have no taste (pun intended) in womens’ undergarments. Send them to me and I’ll bake them into a flavorful feast, replete with hoisin sauce. Maybe a small vegetarian dish on the side.

      Comment by jammer5 | September 22, 2010 | Reply

  3. im Gen Y and on behalf of all Gen Ys can I just say they need to invent a cool new Iphone App, put a ring tone on it “I KILL YOU” and tlk in txt speek i h8t splng rite.

    Comment by Susi Spice | September 23, 2010 | Reply

    • oh in typical Gen Y fashion I got distracted and didnt finish what i was saying..i mean do the App thing and thatll get em to the rally.

      Comment by Susi Spice | September 23, 2010 | Reply

      • I’m a generation Xer, and we kill and eat living things and neat stuff like that. Is app a living thing I can kill and eat? What wine goes best with it?

        Comment by jammer5 | September 23, 2010

  4. I remember a while back when Stewart exhorted everyone to go out in the street and shout, “Be reasonable!” This seems like a logical extension of that.

    Comment by Dennis the Vizsla | September 23, 2010 | Reply

    • I totally agree.

      Comment by jammer5 | September 23, 2010 | Reply

  5. Stewart and Colbert taught me everything I know about American politics. If it wasn’t for them, I’d still think that Oprah was President.

    (Or is it Prime Minister?)

    Comment by bschooled | September 23, 2010 | Reply

    • What??? Oprah’s not president? WTF year is this anyway?

      Comment by jammer5 | September 23, 2010 | Reply

      • So who is? Dear god, I think I have failed my green card application form then :(

        Comment by frigginloon | September 23, 2010

  6. That’s some pretty heavy sauce. It had an attachment that listed some off-the-wall outfit.

    Comment by jammer5 | September 23, 2010 | Reply

  7. All the president’s horses and all the president’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again.
    Until the world moves away from socialism were are screwed. You can’t expect the rich to continually pay for the poor. Stop cheap imports, let the farmers farm, let the workers work and confine big businesses ability to move their workforce, profits and products overseas. Just for starters!

    Comment by frigginloon | September 23, 2010 | Reply

    • When business moves to cheap labor in other countries, it seriously hurts main street of the country they move from. It also reduces that countries ability to produce it’s own goods in times of need, and makes it rely on countries that may or may not be able to produce those same needed goods. A lose/lose under any circumstances, except for business.

      Comment by jammer5 | September 24, 2010 | Reply

  8. I hope they do as well. It still absolutely boggles my freaking mind that the old, fat, white men have gotten the poor to cherish them and to hate the only people who could possibly help them by using god and guns. It’s nuts!

    If I still lived in Pgh, I’d go. Just to be able to blog about it.

    Comment by Scott Oglesby | September 24, 2010 | Reply

    • I’d love to be able to go and it would make seriously awesome blogging material.

      Comment by jammer5 | September 24, 2010 | Reply

  9. Well someone’s got to mobilize the youth, and if it’s going to be comedians, I guess that sort of fits doesn’t it. After all, politics right now is pretty much a joke. I’m so sick of the Conservative BS being shoved down everyone’s throats, I’m ready to puke.

    Comment by writerdood | September 24, 2010 | Reply


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